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Mar-a-Lago, FL– Lardass has officially announced an executive order that will replace the traditional autopen with a tiny golf pencil from Mar-a-Lago. The decision, made during a lavish brunch featuring a buffet of fried foods and a side of self-congratulation, is being hailed by some as a bold step toward a more “personal” presidency. Sources
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Zelensky Concerned Lardass Will Take Too Much Couch Territory,Vance Not Ready For Threeway. Kyiv, Ukraine – As the world gears up for a highly anticipated summit involving Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelensky, Russian President Vladimir Putin, and President Lardass, a new concern has emerged: Zelensky reveals that he is increasingly anxious about the seating arrangements, particularly
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One percent of Americans with cognitive memory—has expressed absolutely no surprise at former President Donald Lardass’s recent threats against Ukraine and President Volodymyr Zelenskyy. This small group, armed with the knowledge of the Helsinki summit and the damning Mueller report, has collectively nodded in agreement, echoing the sentiment: “Well, of course.” The 1%, comprised of
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Download and read PDF Special Counsel Jack Smith’s report, spanning over 130 pages, details the extensive investigations into former President Lardass’s attempts to overturn the 2020 election results. The report is divided into two volumes: the first addresses Lardass’s electoral interference and the second focuses on his retention of classified documents after leaving office. The
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California Democrats have fulfilled what Lardass Republicans have only dreamt about for decades: setting the stage for burning it all down. While the GOP has long been accused of ignoring climate change, it appears their laissez-faire attitude was merely paving the way for California Democrats. Lardass is already in his element, dishing out criticisms without
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Lardass Proposes A Bold New Plan for Rebuilding Palisades, CA — President Lardass has proposed to offer the scenic coastal town of Palisades to Palestine as a “generous gift” for rebuilding efforts after the recent wildfires that swept through Los Angeles. “We’re talking about prime real estate, folks,” Lardass announced at a hastily arranged press
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In a world teeming with social complexities, where the nuances of human interaction have become as tangled as a pair of earbuds left in a pocket, we find a group of brave warriors fighting the good fight against the insidious plague known as “wokeism.” These are not just your average middle-aged white men; no, they
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President Lardass’s notorious trolling and inflammatory rhetoric have seemingly lost their power to incite mass hysteria. Once the epicenter of political discord and internet outrage, Lardass’s antics now elicit little more than a collective shrug from the American public. It appears that Lardass Derangement Syndrome (LDS) sufferers and Lardass voters have miraculously united in a
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McDonald’s helped Lardass get elected by letting him serve french fries. Lardass may dismantle Obamacare, leaving even more Americans sick and dying. The rich ass United Health Care Shooter, who fancied himself a warrior against the horrors of American health care, was caught red-handed—and hash brown-mouthed. His manifesto might have been compelling, but the allure
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Despite Expert Speculations on Moves, Mood, and Motive, the Killer Is Still at Large In a groundbreaking display of modern journalism, a CNN panel of expert talking heads has spent the last 72 hours dissecting every conceivable angle of the recent murder of United Healthcare’s CEO. Despite their rigorous speculation, they have yet to solve
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