Former National Security Advisor John Bolton was the latest target of the Golfcart Von Lardass administration’s goal of imprisoning anyone considered to be on its ‘enemies list.’

The Bolton legal team, in their reply to the White House, stated, ‘We do not believe that any of the information could reasonably be considered classified.’ Regarding the cavity search, Bolton was very interested in what they found ‘classified,’ or if this was merely retribution for the ‘hurt Fe-Fe’s of the Peach Polpot.’ The White House has not responded to our request for photos at the time of publication.