Lardass McBully approval ratings have plummeted to historic lows.

In the early days of his presidency, each Lardass post a masterpiece of mean-spiritedness and victimhood. “I’m the best president ever!” he would proclaim, while his followers nodded in agreement, their eyes glazed over with devotion. They loved his bravado, his ability to insult anyone who dared to disagree, and his uncanny knack for turning every slight into a personal vendetta.

But as time went on, the shine began to wear off. The once-loyal supporters started to notice something peculiar: Lardass was not just a mean-spirited bully; he was also a master of turning on his own. It was as if he had a sixth sense for betrayal, and his followers were beginning to feel the sting.

By September 2025, Lardass’s approval rating had dropped to 40%, lower than any other modern president at the same point in their terms. For context, Joe Biden had a 49% approval rating in August 2021, while Barack Obama enjoyed a robust 53% in August 2009. Even George W. Bush had a 56% approval rating during his early presidency.

Lardass’s poll numbers have plummeted to historic lows, lower than any president in the history of the land. His supporters, once blinded by loyalty, began to see the truth: Lardass was a mean-spirited, victim-complex-ridden bully who got along with no one—not even his own.