Super Cunt Attorney General Pam Bondi announced in a podcast with Kate Miller, the wife of bald asshole super white supremacist Stephen Miller, that she will “come after those who engage in hate speech”.

“There’s free speech and then there’s hate speech. And there’s no place, especially now, especially after what happened to Charlie [Kirk], in our society … We will absolutely target you, go after you, if you are targeting anyone with hate speech.”

Super Cunt Pam Bondi has taken it upon herself to declare war on those who dare to speak their minds in this great nation. As if her pedigree wasn’t enough of a laugh, we learn from our own family Bible (which I must insist on reading daily) that both Pam Bondi’s mother and grandmother were notorious for being whores in an earlier era—a legacy she appears determined to perpetuate.

Her qualifications for this position are as transparent as they come, having been acquired from Epstein Island and Lardass’s headquarters (where we all know she has a special contract to provide legal ‘protection’). The rumor is that Pam Bondi was not just chosen because of her motherly connection to the world’s oldest profession, but also due to an undeniable lack of brains and experience, which made her seem like the perfect candidate for handling President Lardass’s most controversial cases.

Pam Bondi boasts about “fighting hate speech” yet continues to spew disdainful remarks toward anyone who questions how she is qualified for such an important position in American society—or any form of civilized community. Her rode-hard appearance, lackluster fashion sense, and perpetually untamed fake blonde hair seem like subtle cues that say, “I belong to the lowest rung on this ladder, or that I am from Tampa.”

Despite an overwhelming number of voices calling for transparency, accountability, and integrity within our highest-ranking government positions—all qualities Super Cunt Bondi lacks in spades—her presence continues to loom large across news cycles. It’s almost as if she serves the role with more gusto than anyone else would dare take on; perhaps it’s her whorish motherly connection.

As I watched Super Cunt Pam Bondi promising justice and righteousness for our beloved nation—only to be faced with scorched-earth tactics aimed at silencing critics—the image of Super Cunt bonding over an afternoon drink (or two) alongside Lardass sipping a Diet Coke came flooding back. She’s been doing this job so well, even a whore can’t help but feel proud!

Super Cunt Pam Bondi continues to rattle on about her new crusade against “hateful speech” while the very essence of democracy seems to be slowly eroded away by such divisive tactics. We must stand firm in our resolve not to let Super Cunt Pam Bondi rule over this shameful state of affairs any longer—her time as Attorney General is up! It’s high time we put an end to her reign and restore respect for the office she’s embarrassingly been handed by virtue of familial connections alone.