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Gaza Strip — Twelve-year-old Ahmed Jabari, who recently lost his torso in a tragic incident involving a stray missile during a conflict, expressed deep concern over President Lardass’s appointment of a new ambassador to Israel. Ahmed, often seen playing with toy soldiers fashioned out of cardboard and duct tape, is making headlines for his keen…
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By Joe Fotalatte El Paso, TX – Hispanic resident Carlos Martinez cast his vote for President Lardass, citing an unexpected motive: he’s genuinely excited about the prospect of deporting his in-laws. “Honestly, I was on the fence at first, but after listening to Lardass talk about deporting 20 million people, I thought, ‘Wait a minute.…
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This article was published in coordination with vietnambeat.com, Propublica did not contribute to this article and will not return our calls. By Joe Fotalatte Hanoi, Vietnam –- January 6 insurrectionists who previously fled the U.S. to teach English abroad find themselves re-evaluating life decisions following rumors of a forthcoming presidential pardon. “Teaching here was supposed…
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